My dear old sister continues to bring me the deepest belly chuckles in literally, the shittiest of times…
Varying between ‘every few hours’ to ‘every few months’; she arrives at my door in some kinda crisis or another,
Well yesterday was one of them days, and the crisis is shit and sad on a profound level 😦
But her appearance at points is just tooooo funny, so even in the heightened throes of profound pain; we often end up ‘roaring’ through the tears at the ‘state of her’.
Bear in mind she walks past normal people on the way to mine 😉
Now her hair is currently pink with approximately 2 inches of blond root. Before she came to me yesterday, she had a cracking headache and placed a wet flannel on her forehead and over the first 3 inches of her hair, which produced the following look…
The top/front of her head resembled a pink skull cap typically worn by Jewish people, and from there, the illuminous pink and beige blond dry parts of her seriously outgrown hairstyle, were stuck up and out in a Russell Brand/’Wildness of the Moors’ type fashion,
Due to circumstances, she was also unable to address her outfit before she marched over; below the bizarre and chucklesome vision that was her head and hair; she was sporting a GAP jumper fit for a person deemed morbidly obese, (which she is not)… 15 year old pyjama bottoms with ‘ultra knees’ in them; the saggiest ass ever; all polished off with 5 designer holes, scattered over the general butt area!
But the bit that finally released the totally inappropriate laughter I was so trying to stifle…
The fucking shoes!!!!!!!!!!! Never have I seen such funny shoes in my life…Apparently they are called ‘Sea Shoes’ and they are all the rage, both in and out of the water!!!. Well I’m sorry but they are the most hilariously ridiculously hideous pieces of footwear ever to be made!
I am staring at them now from across the lounge and I just am so tickled that a) they exist and b) Trissus somehow has a pair! She said ‘They’re from Southwold’ (which is very posh by the way) as if that someone justified their existence on the end of her ‘ultra kneed’ pyjama’d pins
Oh Trent, I do love you!!
Dah Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……here they are!
Shoes my ass! They are the love child of Crocs, Clogs, Green wellies and plimsoles with elastic middles!