I am a moral sewer rat after all!
If I was ever going to be seduced into marrying anyone, for anything other than love, I’ve just realised I’d have an answer!
I’m ashamed to say my price is ‘The Lion Man’!
Hanging around with him all day just blows all my previous beliefs about my being for sale, firmly outta the water!
If you don’t know who he is, he is Channel 5’s only redeeming feature (except for The European Blue Review from back in the day)
Check out his lyrics to his show, they never fail to raise a small chuckle for their depth of cheese, but he hangs around with lions all day and feeds ickle baby lions in his house! Which makes him cooler than you could ever imagine, in-spite of his chosen theme song!
VERSE – From the depths of southern Africa, The big cats – they have come. Delivered from extinction, To a new life in the sun. One man on a mission, with their hopes and dream in hand. He gathered up the mighty beasts, And brought them to our land.
He’s a lion man! Doing all he can To create a sanctuary and a home.