Whoever decided to name the common cold a cold, was obviously
A) As hard as nails
B) An idiot!
A foooooking cold ay?
Before I begin the analysis; please note that I have 2 full time, full on diseases. I won’t bore you with the details, just know that I’m noooo pussy 😉
Oh My Lordy Lord!!!
I have been bitch slapped to the ground with this mini ‘health-arama’; known as a cold
I am not cold, I am burning up
I have been coughing for the last 7 hours or so, solid. This has well and truly heated up both :- the tissue on my lungs; and my temper. As I’m slightly tired and sleep deprived…
But still not cold
I am ‘buckarooing’ all over the show, every time I cough or sneeze (every 10 seconds or so) and again, this increased activity is warming me up somewhat! STILL NOT COLD
I am surrounded by tissues. Some are dry and some are wet. None are cold
My throat feels like it has a razor in it. When I am sipping iced tea, my throat is cold; with the razor feeling, not so much…
I’m drinking a Lemsip Max, arguably the best friend of a cold and guess what? It’s so hot it is burning my lip!
I guess the only thing this crappy title has on its side; is this…
I definitely DO NOT look hot; I look so far away from hot, I’d go as far as to say I look the opposite to hot; which would be COLD
So that’s 1 point for the hard as nails idiot; who clearly defined this health issue based on his own narcissistic vanity only!
Cold my ass
I’m mini dying!