Daily Archives: April 11, 2012

Beer add enough of these = Someone please sedate her

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Beer is OK in itself. All alone… it’s at most, a health issue (if you end up hugging the ivory tower)

BUT

Beer

Add an extremely attractive person sitting opposite you with fabulous thighs, amongst other things

Add live Music

Add friendly and mildly exotic people (well, almost)

Add beer

Add anxiety

Add mild shock

Add socially contagious beered up joy

   Minus the few inhibitions owned

Add discussions with people who raise naughty and amusing subjects

Add lovely bar staff, with funky little mats with chortle-some ditty’s on them

Add lots of laughter

Which injects extra excitement

Which injects extra endorphins

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I’ve crossed the line and I’m being punished! ;)

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I’ve just come home after being away for a few days and due to a mild biscuit crisis, Mr Shamone has been forced to go without a meal, for nearly 12 hours

In the land of Shamone nothing phases him normally, he is the epitome of Mr. Chill, and he has the sweetest nature of any cat I’ve ever known. And I’ve known a lot of cats in my time people…

Mr Rurch regularly tries to intimidate him, to get him off tut twister chair (which is definitely big enough for the 3 of us)

He doesn’t mind, and he even jumps back up sometimes, just to clean his brother’s unreachable parts on his head

He is a very sweet boy and he rules no area; except the food bowl area (and my lap whenever possible). Mr Rurch rules everywhere, except the bowl zone…he dares not cross to Shamone’s side

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