Beer add enough of these = Someone please sedate her

Standard

Beer is OK in itself. All alone… it’s at most, a health issue (if you end up hugging the ivory tower)

BUT

Beer

Add an extremely attractive person sitting opposite you with fabulous thighs, amongst other things

Add live Music

Add friendly and mildly exotic people (well, almost)

Add beer

Add anxiety

Add mild shock

Add socially contagious beered up joy

   Minus the few inhibitions owned

Add discussions with people who raise naughty and amusing subjects

Add lovely bar staff, with funky little mats with chortle-some ditty’s on them

Add lots of laughter

Which injects extra excitement

Which injects extra endorphins

Add a politician

Minus the last 2 inhibitions

Add a large pair of breasts

Add an amazing song such as ‘I say a little prayer for you’

  Add a heated discussion on the ultimate under-dog, button pushing personal and social issue – Poverty

Add some random prick who asks me for a favour and insults me in the same breath, ordering me to halt my conversation on my innocent holiday to Cuba, ‘cos it apparently wasn’t to his taste. I don’t believe I was talking to him…ever!

  And then it’s time for some medication, ideally…;)

Minus much memory of the evening, and several question marks in the sand

= The next day

And we blame the beer 😉

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About Littlebeut333

'Random Spillages from a Reportedly Strange mind’… Hello all :) I’m Dawny, the littlest of the Beuts..and my brain spillage content varies from the profoundly philosophical, to utter bilge ://…Life is my inspiration. I write about friends, love, the soul, society, shrinks, people, labels, home, mothers, perfect moments, dirty politicians, music, pain, beauty, women, religion, god, mental health, the demise of humanity!!! etc…hence the ‘random’. All spilled through the eye of my ‘ever musing, slightly philosophical mind’. Although I write mostly for enjoyment, and to empty my oh so busy head; sharing my snippets appeals to me, and I also love reading the thought trails of others. I would be most chuffed if anyone comes across my page and has a browse (and if you do, thanks in advance). I guess the biggest compliment would be if, for you, my rambles are either :- slightly different from the norm, enjoyable, amusing, unenjoyable, and/or thought/emotion provoking. Whatever them thoughts or emotions might be…The good, the bad, the ugly..and everything in between!! ;)… I accidently fell in love with writing a while ago, and from that time, my inspiration has come solely from lifes varied encounters, feelings, knowledge, memories and thoughts. Welcome to my archives, to some sections of my mind :0 Dawny

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