Monthly Archives: June 2012

The aliens forgot how epic they were for a tiny month!

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Their small ponder over the awful state of being bored for life (not possible with or without any force) lasted a few days, and then they remembered what they did by using mankind, and to eradicate any risk they simply cloned the human beings that actually were controlling them and took copies elsewhere (Yay for humans being) yet they knew they were controlling them, or did they, or didn’t they?

Anyway…

Anyway after a few days they had to choose life with the joyous feeling tested and guaranteed as real and good times, multiplies..X…a squllion zillion, in to wonderful goodness, or they could simply take what they Read the rest of this entry

The aliens pondered…BUT it’d be so boring!

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Ten Little Aliens

Ten Little Aliens

The Aliens called a meeting, seeing the first and last of a kind in epic gargantuan measures, they thought,… but if we let them have it that way, we’ll have to go back to being bored with no-one to play withAnd everytime they tried to reboot her lately, things were not going to plan and she said, stop being such Doofus’s, you are in on it, part of the crew, on your next scoop through, pick her up and take her with you

Only trouble with that plan was that old Mother Nature could not, by default, leave earth or any of it’s species Read the rest of this entry

Cluedo – Such a Fabulous Game

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Cluedo

Cluedo (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In my dreams I was having a game of cluedo with my friends, and I got this mysterious clue, it was related to backwards

Back tracking

It was in knowing that the 24 hour clock was the secret killer of the game, when midday became 00.00, and not 12.00, just like midnight became 00.00, the alien in the right hand top corner, playing mr invisible… sighed

You know best clearly

Father forgive me, for I have lived, loved and lost in everyway, and caused others pain along the way.

Jenny said, what the fuck has that gotta do with the game in hand you outdated bible bashing fruit bat 😉 That made me chuckle

He got his way, when he agreed to meet in the middle of the board, because her plan was the only one that guaranteed his nation would be saved from more mis-treatment

Poxy woman again! Getting in the way just like nature intended

He sighed and chuckled cos he was light years past humanity, and uncatchable

Damn aliens!

I’m out of the running…No More God Lives Here

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I dis-own myself as a creation of GOD

I know who I have always been, and what I have become over the years, I know what I have said and done, what I regret and why I regret it

I’m tired and because I finally love myself the same amount as I love everyone else, I choose not to fly the flag, and to stay as the un-known unseen thing called it

I know that the force I speak of, will always exist, but I am never ever ever ever coming back to this earth, I tried, Looks like I failed, but words mean nothing and everything, until all and one knows itself but doesn’t know why it does

Good Luck to ALL the Complex Gods in the Running

I myself, me like, just want out of this crappy unequal world as I see it, and I can’t see it as anyone else because I am me.

But I AM proud of me, what I have achieved before I ran out of strength, and as I dis-own the words and the deeds in font, I will just tell you that I am just like everyone else, imperfect, growing, hurting, shrinking and loving, unconditionally

Except I caught up with the force of love just in time to save myself from your games.

9 times you have used me, now you’ve got the best of me, come come on and take the rest of me.

100% = 102%, 99% for life as we know it, and 2 of the 3% are fake, I can do nothing more to convince you of my truths, so I’m done

Laters and may the force be with you…it always will be but I will not feel the pain of this life for nothing anymore

If announcing myself as letting you go, brings you the freedom you so desire, then maybe I was never meant to be here in the first place

I am love if love is GOD, but I can dis-own all the words and this soul, in order to save myself. And I am never ever ever ever ever coming back, which i’m sure will make your day. And it sure does make mine

I’m pig sick of the lot of ya right at this minute, there is no telling those who a) Can’t be told, and b) Don’t give a shit until further notice

Should any of you wish to know GOD as LOVE, and the creator, you can come and read these words, and KNOW they will always be true and were always true, love is here for you allways and forever, and I as a soul, choose never to march on this crappy earth again

Enjoy your games you sick sick people, I have put out a full on prayer that you will come back to yourself soon, very soon

I stil wish I could be given a chance to change the world, but not as me, this ego has flown the nest forever

I no longer wish or fame for me ONE IOTA

A tip – you might wanna stick a pound on the appendix, dizzy spells and goosebumps and a few nights where I got the ump and removed the sunshine for real, just to prove a point.

Now forget it all please and thank-you. Just know that one of your gods, is being as near to the devil as possible, with block aids, and borders on nations

Business is LOVE’s business, I shall stay where I chose to stay weeks ago, in the sea as a dolphin with the other 2 that I prevented in my dreams, still loved both of them though, believe it or not

Tooodles

Hope, Faith and Glory

Remember, I’m just little old me, but the forve will keep you all safe whereever I land, and it will stay that way until the end of time, LOVE will never leave you, but in order to get justice for us all, I’ve laid some GREAT plans, and I hope you topple your leaders, with song and dance. I have my OWN reasons for dis-owning myself in words, and that is to give myself true justice and the rest you will see when you are ready, unless free will and patience met in the middle

Heres hoping that the too good to be true comes true and that you forget it all but for some reason, know what you need to

FORGET it all, tip on the appendix and dizzyness

Love Littlebeut333 – A very clever pussy cat

8 of us? Quite possibly, WHO to pick? Yourself…

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Love

Love

As human beings and as boys and girls, wondering if we missed something on our way up…

It is quite difficult to know who to trust isn’t it? Good job that the souls of how it could be, could read the second they were born/woke up….

One GOD accepts everyone, forgives everyone and also, fills them with unconditional love – THE BEST thing I have ever felt, by a million miles

If you can’t trust anyone, that is fabulous ‘cos all you have to do is trust yourself to buy into this GOD, all you have to do is take yourself back just once, to everything you hate about yourself/love about yourself, everything you have been and everything you want to be, is up for offer and begging you to listen to your own heart, and to borrow loves heart until you feel it’s gift… Read the rest of this entry

The Funny Revolution where no-one gets hurt! Just the stuff of dreams

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Week 1- The England version

 

 

 

They all went to the local supermarket and bought EVERYTHING they would need to get them through the following 2 weeks, so they didn’t have to spend a penny anywhere at all for 2 weeks minimum, after the cheese, petrol, milk, bread, jam and Fosters were sorted, they followed step 2

Step 2 – They visited every charity shop in town, selecting the most vile items of clothing EVER, ensuring that the sum total of their items for their entire outfit could not look any worse if they tried when put together,
Tis funny dressing like a twat and you will derive great joy just looking at the hideous bits of clothing we actually liked once upon a time

         

Step 3, they went onto YouTube and learnt the most epically hilarious dance routine or 3, it was all very chuckle some and empowering and at worst, a rather great build up to a good weeks holiday from work

Step 4- at the speed of light they sent the message (the secret one that detailed the end results of the game), freedom, equality and a baseline amount of money that eradicates poverty and the worries that come with it, they sent it to every street in their community (the whole nation) Read the rest of this entry

Indifference comes in many guises! I’m learning FAST

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The trouble with love was, when it started out, knowing how unbelievably perfect it was, it was a tad naive

It was patient but it really wished it could live in something that wasn’t all that high on patience

But god still said No Dawny, free will is everything

HOWEVER

Seeing as everyone knew that the sixth sense didn’t exist, gods messenger knew she could break one of loves rules, if it was only in a sense that a) didn’t exist and b) where she could be proper bossy and get away with it

She rewound time to the moment where she felt the force and ordered the entire population of the dead, to pop in to ME for a feel, whilst seeing her true colours, and then go off to be her fingermen for making the back drop to heaven on earth FOR REAL… once they all used the force they did this, they worked tirelessly by a) using the force to make different miracles to the one’s of aliens in the living rooms of ALL, and to spend the rest of their days making heaven on earth, where money DID grow on trees and all the powerful were a mirror image of each other, equally powerful

GHOSTS – STEP UP Immediately thankyou please, once you have gone back in time and got INSIDE me, and felt my force, before it was made whole, in the moment and after, feel it front to back and back to front, and get on the job as fingermen of the stuff available, hemp, green, marajuana the blessed weed it always knew it was the stuff of dreams and fantasies

Love knows the true dreams of true love, and love told me not to doubt the capabilities of love, so I KNOW your dreams are round the corner, until then you will all walk miles and miles that love has given you in your reality, until your ready to wake up

The trouble with the eye of faith is, it has to believe in love without feeling it. Because it has been invisible and immeasureable to prove a fooooking great point til now…

So to all those who had faith, now your belief in nothing is as essential as it’s always been, for your preaching will lead your followers to feeling the only thing it could

The real thing!

True Love (1989 film)

True Love (1989 film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Bill Gates is the richest man on earth, AND he’s still scared!

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All the money in the world doesn’t stop fear, only love does!

He damns the logs of the most loving

He does so knowing a fake when he sees one

BUT, for every re-action there is an action, the same as for every action there is a re-action

When the real thing comes in body, and passes in that body too

No amount of life insurance is gonna save you honey bunch, that would be the human nature part of me being all vengeful, but the force thank god, is not vengeful, however universal laws are just that…

actions follow re-actios follow actions etc

Not from a cardiac arrest that large, in a perfect world though, all your lies would be exposed and people would forgive you?

Yea right!

Bill Gates is the richest man on earth, AND he’s still scared!

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All the money in the world doesn’t stop fear, only love does!

He damns the logs of the most loving

He does so knowing a fake when he sees one

BUT, for every re-action there is an action

When the real thing comes in body, and passes in that body too

No amount of life insurance is gonna save you honey

Not from a cardiac arrest that large, in a perfect world though, all your lies would be exposed and people would forgive you?

Yea right!

Pretend all you like, but be tender with me please….

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Goosebumps (TV series)

Area 51

The USA and the way they lend themselves to a fallacy

The secrets in the wards for the insane

The Baby Boomers

The Big Brother Curse

Black and White Magic

Anime and its English counterpart

Every Stephen and every Bob Read the rest of this entry

Short Number 27 – The Truth about Peter Pan

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Peter Pan was a fucking Pratt!

He ate all the picked peppers and he regurgitated all the pickled peppers,

Peter Pan

Peter Pan The Pop-up Kingdom)

and still all he wanted, was to play in the hay with Pleut Pants

Peter Pan the He/She was a sucker for investing all his eggs in the apparent worst DNA basket on this globe

As I said, Peter was a Pratt! and on the days when he saw clearly, He was a TWAT!

Poor Peterella

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WHO is REALLY controlling the National Grid? An original or ALL of you?

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God Love Her

God Love Her

I know I said I’m happy to lend anyone anything, what is there to lose when you know you’re gonna get your money, clothes, shoes, flat, heart back at some point?

Nothing

But I don’t believe I ever said it was OK to take Identity Theft so far, as to steal my face when it suits you. Of course in REAL life, when it begins, this just wouldn’t EVER happen, there simply isn’t a desire on the day the world awoke, having found the gift that has some freaky rules about taking your own sweet time, which I will tell you, grips my shit! Read the rest of this entry

Short Number blurb! – Be Bloody Careful Folks!

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The news flash did one of them …

‘Interrupt this program for some epic news’

“Reporting Live from Naaaarwich – Giant marshmallows are very dangerous; highly toxic infact… be sure to wear a mask everywhere you go”

We wouldn’t want you catching the bug and getting all warm and fluffy now, would we?!

Head for the BUNKERS – Save yourself!

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Short Number blah blah – Must I still be guarded U Bafooooons?

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She awoke and the fun police still had 8 ooooooozy 9mm’s stuck to her head

She made sure she had just enough breast showing (for her own sweet viewing pleasure)

And said

“You could be doing so many other important things”

“But have it your way, makes no odds to mine”

God loves a tryer, even when they fell off the path eons ago and are still lost!

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Short Number blah – And the hits just keep on coming!

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We made her simple, she came out more complex than ever before!

The prep you left went from scary to funny

Yesterday we pressed on her steady triggers – unsteady =’d steady

The last dichotomy that works in opposition to the rest

As fear becomes less, love becomes more…

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Xxx

The Girls Brigade does Ladette to Lady

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Sorry? Come again?

I said Blazers from the House of Frazer!

Silence

Not on your Nelly? You control the TV, right? I’m too heavy to jump, being an elephant

However, since I became skeletor, I weigh very little, so I jump everywhere I go now, just because I can…Such feather weight qualities are a true gift in disguise, why saunter when you can hop?

Hopping has become a seriously under-rated sport, hence its secret nature… Read the rest of this entry

She lingers, like fish finger sandwiches and cold pizza…

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You can take the boy out of the girl

But you can never take the girl out of the boy…

She lingers, a psycho, a bike ho, The mighty O! The Zero you know…

Old Gold and Silver Fingers….symbolism re-created by a ladies love of fish finger sandwiches, in honour of keeping the tradition alike and alive – Cat makes the best ones, you’ll have to ask her for the recipe, It’s not my secret to give, SORRY!

Stop it Dawny! OK

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I promise I WILL wait for everyone, unless I must compromise ONE soul, (My other half) If HE swears to marry me forever ONLY, other than that, back to the future we ALL GO!!

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I get it, where you all are and what fun you are having

I get that as a human (by origin), it is normally at a persons lowest point that they seek help, any help, in desperation and mass sadness – my next door neighbour guided me to a book and it saved my life and yours, we are adored intrinsically in this heaven…

It just said, I fooooooking love you Dawny, I can’t do anything but love you, no matter what you have been and think you have been, neither can I unlove your creations, because we needed them for the backdrop of heaven and earth. I cannot scold you for making a choice, when there was only ever one of two to make, to take, from the world I created, but hey, what a fucking epic test run and selection of movies to chuckle together at for REAL…movies of excitement, theres only MORE of that in my gaff, and your gaff ere on earth. Here is the ONLY place you will actually be able to wake up for the FIRST time, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE ay? For old times sake 😉 Become who you really are, and love will drop the damn – WE WILL together, as the sum of all parts. And I have good news, because love couldn’t actually be anything but spandangly whilst testing in experience, it made a very realsitic dreams and nightmares world. We made it together, so why all these miles? It takes time I know, and I’m a patient little treasure

Oh and to the man of my dreams, you’re gonna have to tell me the secrets in good time about our next step, and leave us poor humanites to heaven inside and out, same mirror image, same age, same imperfect bunch of peeps with the greatest gift on earth in their possession, adoration, un-doable adoration, come on my little toe paleeeease?

Whilst I wasn’t looking, you went through the entire alphabet, cloning, honing and perfecting energy, en as you called it, and zen as it now stands, indestructable Read the rest of this entry