The Girls Brigade does Ladette to Lady

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Sorry? Come again?

I said Blazers from the House of Frazer!

Silence

Not on your Nelly? You control the TV, right? I’m too heavy to jump, being an elephant

However, since I became skeletor, I weigh very little, so I jump everywhere I go now, just because I can…Such feather weight qualities are a true gift in disguise, why saunter when you can hop?

Hopping has become a seriously under-rated sport, hence its secret nature…

Remember the cheeky dance known as the ‘Can Can!’ Slam me in the damn, and I’ll dance the can can whether I like it or not, ‘cos there is no such thing as can’t, but there is a word for it…

How useless yet necessary a word? In the world where opposites mattered a lot!

Any strange universal ponder from the wonder of thunder, ending in massive piles of chunder; enough chunder to send a boat under…has gotta be a bad thing, puke stinks! and its messy!

You really must strengthen the gut my darlings, or you will be nauseous all day long, and all day night

The force of love which has landed in Moi, can’t help but love the lot of ya, but if you’re doing this ‘long haul’ observation, one must strengthen ze gut…to develop one that’s much like a mutt

They eat shit all day and rarely vomit…

Just some tips should you need them

Your Welcome

Dawny Xxx

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About Littlebeut333

'Random Spillages from a Reportedly Strange mind’… Hello all :) I’m Dawny, the littlest of the Beuts..and my brain spillage content varies from the profoundly philosophical, to utter bilge ://…Life is my inspiration. I write about friends, love, the soul, society, shrinks, people, labels, home, mothers, perfect moments, dirty politicians, music, pain, beauty, women, religion, god, mental health, the demise of humanity!!! etc…hence the ‘random’. All spilled through the eye of my ‘ever musing, slightly philosophical mind’. Although I write mostly for enjoyment, and to empty my oh so busy head; sharing my snippets appeals to me, and I also love reading the thought trails of others. I would be most chuffed if anyone comes across my page and has a browse (and if you do, thanks in advance). I guess the biggest compliment would be if, for you, my rambles are either :- slightly different from the norm, enjoyable, amusing, unenjoyable, and/or thought/emotion provoking. Whatever them thoughts or emotions might be…The good, the bad, the ugly..and everything in between!! ;)… I accidently fell in love with writing a while ago, and from that time, my inspiration has come solely from lifes varied encounters, feelings, knowledge, memories and thoughts. Welcome to my archives, to some sections of my mind :0 Dawny

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