Answer the following Questions…
What caused the event?
Who was involved?
What did Henry do to influence the process?
What was the main lesson, out of the 4 lessons?
Why did it happen?
A man in a red coat likes boats
Valerie was a radical lefty
When you decide to…
Challenge a ‘black belt’ to a public scrap
Start a riot
Try to fly using your bingo wings
Quit your job
Rob a bank
Tell your boss you’re in love with them
Befriend a politician
Streak through your neighbourhood
Join the Mafia
Overall, no matter how many adult comedians tickle me pink, I still think that kids say the funniest things…Their utter naivety, coupled with their unique ways of looking at the world, often cause me to cry with laughter at some of their comments…
I am writing this because I just remembered a funny incident with one of my 3 magic, and very funny nephews
I was going over to Germany to stay with my brother, and Thomas (my nephew) kindly agreed to let me sleep in his room
When I got there, he told me to go and look in the bedroom, as he’d left something in there for me…and there was a note on the floor (which I’ve just fished out from my ‘memories box’ for accuracy)
Please turn ober
(I turned it over and it said)
You have boobies
Have a nice time in my room 🙂 Read the rest of this entry
I was 6 or 7 years old when my first addiction began, I used to get £1 for dinner money, and everyday my Mum would see me over the main road and wave goodbye; off I would trot to meet the two friends who I walked to school with.
The gap between her wave goodbye, and the knock on my friends front door, was the best part of my day
I remember the feeling of excitement as I rushed to the shop at the bottom of our estate, where I would buy 10 packets of ‘Cheesies’ and 10 packets of ‘Meanies’ (small bags of 5p crisps)
I don’t know how I knew that it needed to be a secret, but I knew it alright; I knew it intrinsically. So; I would eat ALL 20 packets in rapid time, and by the time I reached my friend’s house, I had consumed them all, and my secret was safe
By lunchtime, I was starving, every single day… and I knew that if I could stop buying the crisps, I’d be able to eat lunch with my friends. I regretted it everyday, whilst I watched everyone eating their lunch; but I didn’t stop…because I couldn’t stop, Read the rest of this entry