Daily Archives: October 22, 2012

Short Number 40 – Are you (having) a Giraffe or WHAT?


I was thrown backwards in time last week, when my nephew told me all about his sex education class

On Monday, he was exposed to the extraordinary item known as the ‘FEMIDOM!’

Seriously!!! A condom is approx 1-2 inches wide, right?! COMPARE structures!!!!

Seriously??? 😉

How has this gynormous contraption survived several decades of sex ed, and it’s associated consumer market?

(57 words)

Dear Self – Stop Being A ‘Dickhead’…;)


Dear Self!

“Do you remember that hooo-haaaa this year, when you were a complete dick head?”

Self bows head…’I do’

“And do you know that it was the 5678th time, that you have been caught behaving like a dickhead, by me?”

Self…’I do’

“And do you know that I forgive you, you foolish little numpty? ;)”

Self…’I didn’t, but thanks’

“And do you forgive yourself now too?”

Self…’I do’…’Huge Thanks to you for forgiving me first’

“You’re welcome Dick ed!”

“As are you”

Fabulous little number courtesy of Ms Nash…Love Me, Myself, and I 🙂