Short Number 40 – Are you (having) a Giraffe or WHAT?


I was thrown backwards in time last week, when my nephew told me all about his sex education class

On Monday, he was exposed to the extraordinary item known as the ‘FEMIDOM!’

Seriously!!! A condom is approx 1-2 inches wide, right?! COMPARE structures!!!!

Seriously??? 😉

How has this gynormous contraption survived several decades of sex ed, and it’s associated consumer market?

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'Random Spillages from a Reportedly Strange mind’… Hello all :) I’m Dawny, the littlest of the Beuts..and my brain spillage content varies from the profoundly philosophical, to utter bilge ://…Life is my inspiration. I write about friends, love, the soul, society, shrinks, people, labels, home, mothers, perfect moments, dirty politicians, music, pain, beauty, women, religion, god, mental health, the demise of humanity!!! etc…hence the ‘random’. All spilled through the eye of my ‘ever musing, slightly philosophical mind’. Although I write mostly for enjoyment, and to empty my oh so busy head; sharing my snippets appeals to me, and I also love reading the thought trails of others. I would be most chuffed if anyone comes across my page and has a browse (and if you do, thanks in advance). I guess the biggest compliment would be if, for you, my rambles are either :- slightly different from the norm, enjoyable, amusing, unenjoyable, and/or thought/emotion provoking. Whatever them thoughts or emotions might be…The good, the bad, the ugly..and everything in between!! ;)… I accidently fell in love with writing a while ago, and from that time, my inspiration has come solely from lifes varied encounters, feelings, knowledge, memories and thoughts. Welcome to my archives, to some sections of my mind :0 Dawny

2 responses »

  1. Hey beautiful pants! Your response made me chuckle and I can’t say I’d be tempted either! In short, how in gods name do you get it in all straight and neat and tidy! Ridiculous invention but I guess someone somewhere is getting rich for the patent…Well maybe not rich, they only seem to pop up in schools (and odd conferences)! The mind boggles! 🙂 Thanks for making me laugh as always…Dawny

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