Tripe/Bilge of the Highest Order…Number Trauma

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I’m mildly miffed about turning 34!

4’s are not aesthetically pleasing to my eyeballs

This got me thinking about the rest of the numbers… I only like the look and feel of 1,2 and 3!

And this knowledge has rippled out…causing ‘major miffage’!!! I realised with abject horror that I’ve used up all my combo’s of 1,2 and 3 … FOREVER!!!!

Never again will I be 11, 12, 13, 21, 22, 23, 31, 32 or the ultra spandangly 33

(unless I make it to 100+, which is both highly unlikely and quite frankly, dread inducing)

For the rest of my life I’m gonna be a unpretty age! I particularly dislike the look of 6 and 8…If you know me on my 68th birthday, you should avoid me, as I will have number induced moodiness of the highest order!

Pooey 4, coming and wiping out my double 3 scrumminess! How Rude! I wanna be 33 again! 😦 I think the time has come for me to begin lying about my age

Woe beeee tyde! How will I get through the trauma people? 😉

Farewell pretty numbers, it’s been a hoot!

But we must move on to give the uglies their chance to shine!

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About Littlebeut333

'Random Spillages from a Reportedly Strange mind’… Hello all :) I’m Dawny, the littlest of the Beuts..and my brain spillage content varies from the profoundly philosophical, to utter bilge ://…Life is my inspiration. I write about friends, love, the soul, society, shrinks, people, labels, home, mothers, perfect moments, dirty politicians, music, pain, beauty, women, religion, god, mental health, the demise of humanity!!! etc…hence the ‘random’. All spilled through the eye of my ‘ever musing, slightly philosophical mind’. Although I write mostly for enjoyment, and to empty my oh so busy head; sharing my snippets appeals to me, and I also love reading the thought trails of others. I would be most chuffed if anyone comes across my page and has a browse (and if you do, thanks in advance). I guess the biggest compliment would be if, for you, my rambles are either :- slightly different from the norm, enjoyable, amusing, unenjoyable, and/or thought/emotion provoking. Whatever them thoughts or emotions might be…The good, the bad, the ugly..and everything in between!! ;)… I accidently fell in love with writing a while ago, and from that time, my inspiration has come solely from lifes varied encounters, feelings, knowledge, memories and thoughts. Welcome to my archives, to some sections of my mind :0 Dawny

4 responses »

  1. You love the wisdom in my perspective shifts?
    I’m excited to know there’s some wisdom there!
    Enjoy, it’s all yours!
    I’ll be glad to know that the numbers ahead become inspiring. That way, you can look foward with anticipation.
    You are welcome.

  2. Hey teeceecounsel, tis mildly tragic I know 🙂 I’m slowly moving towards a likening for the number 7, but only if it has the little dash included 🙂 I’m loving the wisdom in your perspective shifts model, I may well borrow it if thats cool with you 🙂 Thanks for commenting…Dawny 🙂

  3. Funny and sad. But if I were you, I would quickly change my favorite numbers! Happiness is not necessarily having what we want, but wanting what we have. When one perspective siezes to interest me, I replace it with a more inspiring one! 🙂

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