When Meredith’s mother told her to be extraordinary; she didn’t mean an extraordinary surgeon, she meant an extraordinary person!
I wrote the following, when I had the ‘royal hump’ and it’s rather sarcastic and self (+ existence) deprecating! (AND also, sadly true :))
I decided this year was gonna be theeeee year of my life! (After year 33 went a little ‘tits up’ to say the least)
I double checked the UK social security rules in January, and I was most pleased to find myself still living in a country with a welfare system
Goal 1 – Sign on the dole for as long as is humanly possible (‘tut tut tut’ ricocheted around the globe)
Goal 2 – Discover that the best things in life really are free; Many more days with my FREEview box have confirmed that around 45 channels are ABSOLUTELY FREE! How Fabulous?
Goal 3 – Become bored of ‘it’…instead of terrified – Done
Goal 4 – Desensitize myself to situation X… until I barely care enough to power up, via usage of my poor little thumb – Done
Goal 5 – Be thankful for every single blessing in my life – which is now a habit I practice, every time I remember I have many of them, which is an almost daily occurrence and it’s only May 🙂 Yay
Goal 6 – Never look within again, when/if the cause is really really obviously clearly placed…outside of ze self
Goal 8 – Become FULLY engaged and tickled at all funny TV shows, and when the (dreaded) ‘shopping channel time’ comes around, exchange freeview box for a chucklesome DVD
Goal 9 – Learn to laugh at the 2 most ludicrous apparent ‘facts’ I’ve ever heard (about myself)
Goal 10 – Continue to research solutions to problems I don’t have, obviously, because I don’t have any problems, just a charmed existence draped in faux misery! 🙂
Goal 11 – Do not finish degree…almost pointless, due to the limited amount of ‘3 hours per week’ positions in the job market
Goal 12 – Perfect the art of loving those I love, forgiving those who wish to cause me pain, and praying for a plethora of miracles – for those I love, for humanity, for me, and for our poor lickle planet
Goal 14 – Stop being so long winded…hence the edited/reduced summary below
– Watch as much TV as possible (because I love it)
– Know that watching a lot of TV until I die, is paramount to my happiness/purpose
– Be Loved
– Be Peaceful
– Sort my physical health out, and cook myself tea sometimes!
– Never ever let my voice box have its way again, if I’m angry at the time!
WILD ay??!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 Please don’t overdose on the inspiration here in, and run off into the forest all blind and propelled, only by my utterly mind-blowing and amazing plans for life!
Remember that ‘Tiny Dreams’ can be magnificent tooooo…