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Short Number 24 – Doh again! Big Boys in Power – And tut tut, you think GOD was ever gonna let you go?

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It was Official

The world had gone mad, proper mad!

In their (perceived) infinite wisdom, they (the powerful) knew it was time to press the button on those dreaded nuclear reactors

Worst plan ever (unless you’re one of those in the know)

They pressed the mad button and much to their dis-may, not to mention the all consuming shock

The population of the world all shot out like a rocket (literally) with a big old fat smile on their faces, fully healthy and unharmed, buzzing from the best rollercoaster ride, that took place on a world-wide scale, every soul was rammo’d in the main room. Armed with and made of, the greatest weapon on earth – LOVE – None disputed it, they’d been locked inside the metal boys invention with the joy juice, for far too long to ever ever not know it Read the rest of this entry

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Littlebeut333 wants to ‘Change The World’…Ohhhh yes she does! ;)

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Advice fit for the Butt-hole? Or the Bee’s Knees of The Ball?

invocation 22, channel 7, deal 4, trick J; con...    I was going to write a short description about my views on changing the world…However, I know how quickly we humans dismiss opinion if it doesn’t fit with our own ideology and experiences… So I will just tell you some things about me, that I think may sway you into thinking I might have a point or two.

I am a 12-year-old pensioner. I vote Conservative, Green’s, Labour and BNP. I’m an Asian, White, Greek, Aborigine bar working prostitute, and also a director at British Telecom. In the evenings I read ‘The Times’ and I watch porn. I love the Dalai Lama, but also Jeremy Kyle and buying shares. I’m upper class, middle class, under class scum. I grew up in a palace with its own moat, situated on the back of a council housing estate; and I practice a mixture of Buddhism, Bettyism, and hard-core Eugenics. I don’t drink or smoke, and I only take crack on Tuesdays. I love champagne, especially when accompanied by Sainsbury’s basics’s tuna in brine. I’m a man, woman, trans-gender, bi sexual, straight geezer bird. I love grey parrots and baby baboons, but I campaign for the culling of all other wildlife in the name of commerce. I empty my chip pan fat down the sink.

(are you all covered and IN with me yet?) ;)

OK, now I’ve got your attention, I’ll tell you that I have been called ‘A wise old soul’ more than 3 times in my life! Read the rest of this entry

‘Marketing of Self’ – Welcome to my Archives…

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I’ve just created a new page, and I’m shamelessly getting the news out there! In tut Bloggus-sphere.

A WHOLE PAGE dedicated to ‘Random Displays of my Past Articles of Bilge/Joy’ – You just click…That’s it!

Memory Lane…

Sometimes, I love nothing more than visiting one of the many blogs I frequent; and slowly scouring my way through its ‘back catalogues’. Hence why I’ve made this beautiful little page (in case you fancy a meander through mine)

A trip down ‘Memory Lane’ from…

Random Spillage’s from a Reportedly Strange Mind

JUST CLICK on the link below…Affectionately known as – ‘The Random Button of my Past Creations’…(except it’s not really a button, it’s a mildly unattractive text link instead; because widgets are a wonderful luxury of the home page only). Anyway, I’m sure you’ll manage, and I hope you enjoy the old and the new…

The crystal clear and/or the crappy tatt too….!

https://littlebeut333.wordpress.com/?random Read the rest of this entry