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Stuck between a rock and a hard place…and ‘The Bin’

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Actually, stuck between Feng Shui, Sentiment, E-Bay and The Bin…

I have almost a thousand pounds worth of assorted paraphernalia for my wedding, sitting on top of the freezer in bags…and I’m not getting married anymore.

I don’t know what to do with it!?!

Feng Shui says it’s shooting death arrows into my very soul on a daily basis, and that I need to dispose of it, pronto!

Sentiment says, that sat amongst the invitations and the glitter, are handmade treasures with my blood, sweat, tears, heart and soul in them. Leave them here Dawny… says sentiment, they’re not doing any harm

The Bin is where they need to go

And E-Bay is where everyone keeps telling me to send them. But who wants to buy 2nd hand wedding goods from the woman who was stood up just before the altar? All cos they’re cheap?

Aside from this…

Ethically, I can’t bring myself to flog my cursed ivory goods, onto an unsuspecting soul who is looking forward to a long marriage Read the rest of this entry

Short Number 14 – The Divorce Papers

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Divorce versus Democracy

“Here’s your post”

(Man opens the letter)

“Is divorce really necessary?”

“Yes…You’ve broken my heart”

“That’s a little extreme isn’t it darling? How did I manage that?”

“Polite indifference mainly…Now sign them you nonchalant prick”

“I’ll be sure to have them back with you by 5pm, latest. Bye darling”

“Bye”

(52 words)