I am a moral sewer rat after all!
If I was ever going to be seduced into marrying anyone, for anything other than love, I’ve just realised I’d have an answer!
I’m ashamed to say my price is ‘The Lion Man’!
Hanging around with him all day just blows all my previous beliefs about my being for sale, firmly outta the water!
If you don’t know who he is, he is Channel 5’s only redeeming feature (except for The European Blue Review from back in the day) Read the rest of this entry