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Tripe/Bilge of the Highest Order…Number Trauma


I’m mildly miffed about turning 34!

4’s are not aesthetically pleasing to my eyeballs

This got me thinking about the rest of the numbers… I only like the look and feel of 1,2 and 3!

And this knowledge has rippled out…causing ‘major miffage’!!! I realised with abject horror that I’ve used up all my combo’s of 1,2 and 3 … FOREVER!!!!

Never again will I be 11, 12, 13, 21, 22, 23, 31, 32 or the ultra spandangly 33

(unless I make it to 100+, which is both highly unlikely and quite frankly, dread inducing)

For the rest of my life I’m gonna be a unpretty age! I particularly dislike the look of 6 and 8…If you know me on my 68th birthday, you should avoid me, as I will have number induced moodiness of the highest order! Read the rest of this entry