The 333’s of 2013 – Ohhhhh Billy! Did you actually BOOK this Tripe? Love Lola :)

The 6th story in my little writing challenge for 2013. Each line must begin with a word that starts with the same letter as the last word on the line before it. 3 words in a line, 33 lines in ze story…

WHY? Cos I LOVE the number 3

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‘Carrot’s and Peas’

Pairs of people

Parched but watching

‘Wows’…echoed thanks

Theatre their love

‘Lola and Billy’

Boxed up high

He thought impressive

Inept thought Lola

Losing the plot

The 333 Writing Challenge of 2013!

Swathed in grief over the passing of my 33rd year (Oh the drama)… 😉 I’m trying to sling the beautiful 3’s back into my life, in as many ways as possible

(I’ve decided to lie about my age from now on, so I can keep saying I’m 33…but that’s kinda cheating!

Soooooo, a legitimate 33 ‘esque task…(Last year the weekly theme was a short story, this year its the weekly 33’s)

The 333 challenge of 2013!

Each line must be 3 words long

Each post must be 33 lines

It must (sort of) make sense/have a flow

The first word of each line must

– Begin with the first letter of the last word on the line above

i.e Selina was Shaking

Because shaking begins with S, the first word on the next line must begin with an S…Standing opposite him

….

Salina was shaking

Standing opposite him

He knew everything

Especially the middle

Moisture trickled… splash

Soaking the contract

Connie was waiting

Withered. Cold. Outside

Ten Line Tootys! Come play in ze hay ;) Writing Challenge 4 (2012)

How Rude! 🙂

I’ve made up a game; as I’m 33 years old I’m gonna call it a writing challenge

Please come and play with me; word-pressers of the world

The Rules to each TEN LINE TOOTY

1. Choose ten random sentences, from your last ten posts (1 from each)
2. Put them together in date order (newest at the top) and then you have to make a coherent story out of them, with as few fill words as possible!
3. Highlight the random sentences in your post

I will be the marker…I’m a very nice marker 😉 (I joke)

Play play yay?

Here’s my first shot at a TEN LINE TOOTY! (I’ll stick these on my Dawny’s mini seriessss page when I’ve stopped wallowing in mental health pity!)

The Start

The Third Meeting for NHS Service Users and Healthcare Professionals

The Agenda

1)      The discussion of the new ‘anti loon’ pills trial

2)      The current side effects of arthritic medication

3)      The Art donations for the month

Persons Present – Dr Hall, Dr Pratrowski (assisting Dr Hall). Services Users Annie; Brenda; Sarah; Amy; and Harry

Short Number 12 – The Exception to the Rule of Gift Exchanges

“I know I said you should always accept gifts graciously darling”

“Yes yes, I know I said you should keep them too”

“But there’s always one; one exception to the rule”

“Always”

“Please Mum…Pleeeease”

“Darling, it doesn’t go with the wallpaper, sorry”

“Would you like some sweeties instead my little cherub?”

(51 words)

Short Number 3 – “When?” (I’m nearly ‘up to date’ for my one a week, yay!)

It’s not just that you fool

There is a book to write, a degree to finish, an album to complete, I haven’t even started on project piano, and you know I have the theatre to consider, and the boys!

When am I supposed to find time to fucking love you

(50 words)

Short Number 2 – ‘Mellow Yellow’

My bruises are most tender when they turn from purple to ‘mellow yellow’

There is nothing mellow about him when he comes at me in his favourite yellow shirt

I thought cowards were supposed to be yellow by nature

I loved yellow until you…

I was mellow until you

(48 words)